What To Say Instead of F*** Off
You know when you reaaalllllyyyy wanna tell somebody off but can’t? Here’s some alternatives that will do just the trick.
What To Say Instead of F*** Off
“I know you probably mean well, but your comments and questions aren’t actually helpful to me right now.”
“I appreciate you thinking about me, but this is the journey I need to go through right now. I will let you know if and when I’m open to your perspectives.”
“Unless I bring up what I am experiencing first, that topic is off-limits. And honestly, just listening to me without giving advice would be the best.”
“Sorry—but I just can’t ‘people’ right now.”
“There is nothing to be gained by further conversation. Goodbye.”
“What did you say? Sorry—didn’t hear a word you said because I have a massive headache, and I am just trying to ignore the noise around here.”
“Wow. You really ask a lot of very personal questions.” (and then stare at them)
“As much as I’d like to talk, I have to get up early in the morning, so I need to go to bed. Good night.”
“I’m sure I look like I’m open to a conversation right now, but I’m not. Would you excuse me?” (and then leave)